rhonwynalyna

A conversation between teenagers:
Boy enters the room 15 minutes until the bell.
Girl: Where’ve ya been?
Boy: Just got my physical. I’m gonna play soccer in the spring and football in the fall!”
Girl: Noooo! You can’t play football! You’ll get lots of injuries and STD’s from the injuries! Then you’ll get Alzheimer’s!
Me: Um, do you mean concussions?
Girl: Concussions, STD’s they’re all the same thing!